What's Better than Smoking?

Some people might need some incentives to quit smoking so I've come up with a couple of things that are more fun than smoking.

Kissing: I have always found kissing to be a lot of fun. But I would venture to say that it's not a lot of fun to kiss someone with smoker's breath. Not to mention what kind of special pleasure it must bring to kiss someone with oral cancer! Do your significant other a favor and stop smoking.

Playing Football: Ah Football! Arguably the best sport in the world. You run to the sideline wide open and the QB throws you the perfect pass. The ball sticks to your fingertips as you dart to the end zone to score the game-winning touchdown. Now replay the scenario with emphysema, you're the one sitting on the sidelines watching. Wanna have fun? Quit smoking.


Belting your Favorite Song on a Roadtrip: What's more fun than driving across the country with a couple of your best buds at your side. You're driving along on that open stretch of highway, windows rolled down, wind in your hair, and your favorite song comes on the radio. You sing all the words you know and all the words you don't. These are the memories that stay with you forever, unless of course you've had a tracheostomy and you now have a hole in your throat
and you have to use a special machine just to talk.